10- He hits hit grandpa with a stick

9- He wears a bowl on his head

8- He thinks prune juice makes you smart

7- He is a crybaby

6- He wouldnt accept the digiegg of reliability

5- He thinks he comes even close to being worthy of a Digimon, especially Digmon

4- He wears ugly, colourless clothes

3- He is too mature for a nine year old

2- He has an ugly, yellow digivice

1- HE IS A FREAK!